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My favorite World of Warcraft joke?
D@rKn3ss Fa771n& asked:
A paladin sits down at a bar next to a warlock. The paladin taps the warlock on the shoulder. “What?” the warlock asks. “How about you conjure me up something to drink?” replies the paladin. The warlock looks at the paly incredulously and says “Man, have you got the wrong guy,” and returns to drinking his beer in silence. The paly, undaunted, taps the warlock on the shoulder again and says, “Well then, how about you conjure me up something to eat then?”. The warlock, getting a little annoyed now says “If I cant conjure you up something to drink, what the HELL makes you think I can conjure you something to eat??”. The warlock goes back to drinking in a huff and sure enough, the paly taps him on the shoulder one more time. “I’m sorry,” he says “but I thought you could do something for someone other then yourself.” The warlock takes a sip of his beer, turns toward the paly and smashes the bottle over his head. Bleeding on the floor the warlock says “Oh I’m sorry I thought you could tank!”
I heard it from a friend of mine in my guild awhile back.
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A paladin sits down at a bar next to a warlock. The paladin taps the warlock on the shoulder. “What?” the warlock asks. “How about you conjure me up something to drink?” replies the paladin. The warlock looks at the paly incredulously and says “Man, have you got the wrong guy,” and returns to drinking his beer in silence. The paly, undaunted, taps the warlock on the shoulder again and says, “Well then, how about you conjure me up something to eat then?”. The warlock, getting a little annoyed now says “If I cant conjure you up something to drink, what the HELL makes you think I can conjure you something to eat??”. The warlock goes back to drinking in a huff and sure enough, the paly taps him on the shoulder one more time. “I’m sorry,” he says “but I thought you could do something for someone other then yourself.” The warlock takes a sip of his beer, turns toward the paly and smashes the bottle over his head. Bleeding on the floor the warlock says “Oh I’m sorry I thought you could tank!”
I heard it from a friend of mine in my guild awhile back.
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World of warcraft jokes?
D@rKn3ss Fa771n& asked:
How is a mage duel and a jellyfish alike? Its a mana war….get it? (man-o-war)
How is a mage duel and a jellyfish alike? Its a mana war….get it? (man-o-war)
Why dont warriors get their weapons enchanted with int?
They dont want their weapons to be smarter then they are
How does a Tauren hide in the barrens?
He paints his nuts red and pretends to be an apple tree
How do most Gnomes die?
Picking apples.
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