TO YOU SERIOUSLY EMO KA-NERD RAGERS. THIS IS A JOKE. Check out this dudes channel www.youtube.com

Zak and I were together for 5 months. He’s a really masculine kind of guy. Likes working on cars and hiking through the woods. His dad’s side of the family is really rednecky and jerk like. They frown upon gay people and make fun of them. He grew up with his mom and three sisters, his dad was never around.

Upon general thought, my initial reaction was, "Nooo, he is NOT gay, there is no way." I mean, he always seems pretty homophobic to me, and talks about how he thinks homosexuality is gross, and he works on cars and plays World of Warcraft hangs out with his guy friends. But, when I re-evaluate some things, it makes sense.

Back during Easter he got in an argument with his friend Steve because Steve’s girlfriend is controlling. He called Steve’s girlfriend a bitch and said that she never lets Steve do anything and that she controls every aspect of his life, etc, etc. Steve of course got really angry that Zak said those things to her, and they talked, and Zak’s exact quote was, "Not trying to be gay or anything but I love you dude and I just can’t lose you. I’m sorry"

Zak also always makes gay jokes about their other friend Jacob, and will "jokingly" go lay beside him when he’s sleeping and cuddle with him to try to "weird him out." And one time, they were all watching porn and he wanted to watch gay porn and proceeded to look up videos of guys with large penises.

There is also the manner in which he dumped me. It was about 3 weeks ago now, but he randomly texted me one morning asking me what I thought about "us". He told me that he thought it would be best for us to be apart because our lives are going in different directions, and that he didn’t want to have to factor in anyone else in decisions he made regarding his future. I of course asked what I had done to cause him to make this decision, and he told me that I hadn’t done anything at all. He was very sincere about it. but when I went to his house to get my things, I go them and then got into my car to leave, and he asked me to give him a hug. I was really upset and I wouldn’t get out of my car to do it, so he opened up the door and crawled in there with me and gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek. I started crying and he said, "Shhhhh, stop that, it’s going to be okay."

I wonder if maybe he just used the whole "different future plans" as an excuse, because our plans, though not exactly the same, were so that we would still be able to see each other regularly.

Also, he broke up with me right after he started hanging out with his friend Steve again. He went over there one evening, hun gout with Steve, and then the next day dumped me.

I don’t know. Opinions?
*just to clarify, I don’t have a problem with him if he is. I’ll still be his friend.
I also forgot to mention that when his mom asked him if he was gay, he never gave her a yes or no answer. he just told her that she asks the weirdest questions.

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After finding a link to an armory of like 80 hunters with the exact same name all in the same guild name and all the same race (dwarf) across 80 different servers all lvl 70-80 me and some friends decided to investigate on our server to see if we could find some chinese gold farmers and it didn’t take long for us to find some. If only there was a way to kill them since they were horde…..

You know what’s the difference between other nerdy none asian guys and us asian guys? They can get into teenage culture, us asians can’t. At least they can get into popular culture and cliques or situations like these

you know how defeated I feel when I see pretty girls like that? You know other guys can at least get pity date from girls, or girls who will accept them for these guy’s personality. Every time when I am around pretty girls psychologically I will try to hide my defeatness by thinking of historic science and technology that my asian culture have achieved and tell myself to have pride and think racist stuff like she’s not worth it.

It’s like there’s this masonic avatar inside my heart, the little wise looking gnome like asian man with fu man chu mustache with with vietnamese hat, a samurai sword and the oriental accent you know the stereotypical asian that how you westerners portray us as. Every time when I see a racist comment about asians I will get enraged and that little man will come out and tell me "are you just going to take it? where is your pride? defend your culture, regain your honor now!" and I would write something defensive. When I do that I basically folded my hands and bow down to that symbol within me and said "yes my master, as you command".

So when I see pretty girls I don’t want to feel defeat so I let that little man to come out and tell me racist stuff like how superior I am to her just so I can make myself feel good. It’s like I am that freak francis dolarhyde from red dragon only difference is he got his red dragon on his back and I got my little asian man in my heart. And he’s cool and I’m not. Hell, I bet even buffalo bill from silence of the lamb is more cool than I am.

And I will go to youtube watch kevjumba or other cool asian guys or videos about asian guys dating white girls trying to convince myself that I too can be cool. then I read the comments left by asians saying stuff like "AZN FTW" "asians are the best, we are so cool" and see that they too are trying make themselves feel good. I feel hopeless knowing that they too have avatars of little wise old asian man within them which prove that this is not psychological issue but genetically I am predisposed be this way because of my asian DNA.

You know, you can’t even imagine how emotionally hurtful for me to criticize myself because it ain’t worth it. That stereotypical asian is not out there but within me, it’s in my heart. I can go with all the stereotypes about how smart asians are. So what so I can test my intellect by practice arguing with people on WarCraft? Or see how much ideas I can come up with by imaging about me being an anime dude with handsome looks and superpowers with ecchi anime girls surrounding me?

Can you imagine how hurtful for me to even to have an idea of myself?

I heard a joke once man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says treatment is simple, the great clown pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him, get you few laughs should pick you up. Man bursts into tears and says, but doctor. I am pagliacci. Good joke, everyone laughs. rolls snare drums.

What am I in for? What’s in it for me? what’s in it for me….
clearly none of you read the crap I put up. you see there is nothing wrong with the girls or anything. the only thing that’s wrong is me, and there’s not thing I can do about it because geneticly that is how I am.
Blaster you are a proof of what I am saying. You are an example of an asian guy, an example of me.

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I’m talking computer games here. If you’re not computer game savvy, leave now please.

I play computer games 10~ hours a day. "omg dood dats not healthy!1!!!1eleven!1!", you say? Shut up, that’s not my concern.

Anyway, I’ve always had a hard time finding a game to play. I’ve played so many, but I get bored of them so quickly.

"dood, world of warcraft is wat ur looking 4"
"omg play counterstrike it roxxorz teh interwebz!"
"runescape! u never get bored wif runescape!"
"i know i know! play call of duty, it’s teh biggest, bested, greatest —"

Yeah yeah yeah, I’ve heard it all, tried it all, they fail. They all have significant flaws.

World of Warcraft or Runescape – simply boring. Get a quest, kill the guy, rinse and repeat until the end of time. It gets old – fast.

Counter Strike / Call of Duty – What a freakin joke these games all. They’re woefully unrealistic which just completely ruins the game. Unrealism – back on the shelf.

Any suggestions? This is driving me crazy.

wow. okay guys now this was just for fun but i guess i cant just joke around without getting called a dumb ass? thanks…for the record i think if i have that toon made i at least would kno what a noob is and i have more toons than that so umm yeah. but thanks for taking your time to comment good, or bad.

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