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Oh, HEY! Ever wanted to chat up that cute nerdfighter but weren’t sure what to say? Well, try some of these on for size. ^_~ Let me know in the comments: 1] Favourite pick-up line? 2] Would it work on you? 3] Have you ever used one? BONUS QUESTION: Do you know any other geeky lines? I need more awesome in my life, Let’s Be Friends! Email: OhHeyJade@gmail.com Facebook: dft.ba Twitter: dft.ba Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Songs used Niles Blues

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Question by LuvMyAutisticSon: Ever heard these cheesy pickup lines?
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
I have only three months to live…
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’
Hey babe…can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK
Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!!!
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
You’d make a bishop kick out a stained-glass window.
Do you come here often or wait till you get home?
Wow! Are those real?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.

Whats your fav?
Of course they suck, thats what makes them cheesy.

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Answer by badanbald
Know em–hell I ‘ve got 3 ex wives due to them!

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Question by Jerrome Pineapples McNabb: What are some good pickup lines I can use on females?
Some of the ones I have:

my phone only allows me to call pretty girls, can I have your number?

is it good looking in here, or is it just you?

lets role play! I’ll be steve urkle, and you drive me crazy like laura used to make him. wow you’re good

are you an NFL player, because even if you aren’t, you can still be on my fantasty team

you’re so hot, you must be causing global warming

speaking of myspaces! whats yours?

remember me? oh wait, i forgot you’ve never met me because I’ve been stalking you

you remind me alot like my future girlfriend

do you believe in love at first text message?

youre so hot, i’d murder you to help prevent global warming!

what kind of lottery do i have to play to win your heart

im going to buy a lottery ticket, and I want to pick some lucky numbers. whats your phone number

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Answer by JD Zombie
If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

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