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Just a quick note… I camp (farm) Barrow Dens for obsidian ore alot because I can work on my web sites, then every 5 minutes or so, check and mine some ore. Other day refreshes seemed to take a while and I thought how it had seemed certain days refresh was real quick… and THAT day was not it!

Well, today is tuesday and it is afternoon… and NOW IS IT! It seems like even when I check after a few minutes, there is more ore to be mined already! And, this has been going on for about a dozen times. So, if you are doing Barrow Dens for the easy obsidian ore, make sure to check it out Tuesday afternoons if you can. Good luck and enjoy!

Watch out! The hard to acquire Chaos orbs are no longer soulbound and can be picked up on the Auction House (AH). This is BIG as now rare items such as the Banker Mule status symbol, the Embersilk Gown, can now be mass (relatively) produced for sale. Definitely a market change to watch!

Black Embersilk Gown is one of the newest and highest status garments for your bank alt. Part of it’s scarcity is that tailoring must be extremely high, like maxed out, and a chaos orb is required (which is soulbound and aquired in raids or dungeons or some such). Well, these gowns look great on the female toons. But, as I quickly found out on my first male dwarf bank alt, it leaves unsightly gaps of flesh exposed! Interestingly enough, it does not seem to do this on female toon (go figure). Anyway, poor male dwarf was looking like a transvestite (already got a male tauren bank alt that prefers elegant dress, and btw ran into another who had been doing the same about as long as I). What to do? I mean it really looked stupid.

Turns out that Stylish Red Shirt completes the outfit pretty nice. I just upgraded my Enchanting/Inscription/Bank Alt Gnome to lvl 75 and was converting him back to Bank Alt status (as opposed to field gear)… put the gown on (stripped my other bank alt to get it, LOL, oh, he is my tailoring/leatherworking alt and has a gown on AH that he can wear later), with the Bright Yellow Shirt already on… Yuk! Not a good mix. So, on with the Stylish Red Shirt, and… “You LOOK MARVELOUS!” (if any of you old-timers remember the Billy Crystal pop song… “It’s not HOW you feel, it is HOW YOU LOOK, and YOU LOOK MARVELOUS!”, I think this was in response to all the touchy-feely advice during the late 1980s, LOL).

Well, interrupted my World of Warcraft play for this quick tip… so, back to it! Bye!

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I’m talking computer games here. If you’re not computer game savvy, leave now please.

I play computer games 10~ hours a day. "omg dood dats not healthy!1!!!1eleven!1!", you say? Shut up, that’s not my concern.

Anyway, I’ve always had a hard time finding a game to play. I’ve played so many, but I get bored of them so quickly.

"dood, world of warcraft is wat ur looking 4"
"omg play counterstrike it roxxorz teh interwebz!"
"runescape! u never get bored wif runescape!"
"i know i know! play call of duty, it’s teh biggest, bested, greatest —"

Yeah yeah yeah, I’ve heard it all, tried it all, they fail. They all have significant flaws.

World of Warcraft or Runescape – simply boring. Get a quest, kill the guy, rinse and repeat until the end of time. It gets old – fast.

Counter Strike / Call of Duty – What a freakin joke these games all. They’re woefully unrealistic which just completely ruins the game. Unrealism – back on the shelf.

Any suggestions? This is driving me crazy.

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Hey, I used to play wow (world of warcraft) nd i ran out of gametime and couldn’t renew it. When i realized that i could live without wow i choose to quit. But i was the Guild Master of a very big guild on my server. My best friend is in my guild and i wish to make her the guild master, but i don’t want to spend 30 dollars just to make her guild master. Is there anyway to change the guild master if I don’t have game time? I don’t want to tell them to destroy the guild because it is a very friendly guild where everyone loves each other and, no joke, we are all like a family. I would hate to be the reason why its going to be gone forever. Is there anyway to make my friend the guild master so we won’t have to kill it? (ps there’s like millions of gold nd valuable stuff in the bank that i wouldn’t want the guild to lose.)

Someone Pleaaassseee help me! Thank you!
lol wow the next highest rank is all my alts…. :[ soo ? will it go to the other rank?

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me and my friends play this online game (world of warcraft) and i love the game to death..but recently i met this girl on there…and i know she is a real girl because she gave me her AIM name and we talk on aim..she lives in london..and we’ve been playing for months now..she is probally the first person i ever had feelings for in a sense..but just today she said she was going to quit the game. me and my friends tried to tell her not to quit..but she said she was moving with her dad and he didnt have internet..i said i would send her money through pay pal and all to pay for the internet and monthly fee..but she kinda thought i was joking i was really serious..but i am really sad that this girl is leaving a part of my life..she cant even get on aim to talk because of no internet…tomroo is her last day..so what should i do? should i beg her to stay or just wish her the best?

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I’m a seventeen year old boy (eighteen in less than two weeks), and I’m struggling to maintain my sanity. I’ve been diagnosed with ADD, OCD, and an anxiety disorder, although from what I’ve gathered there’s a good chance that I’m also suffering from mild depression. I also have a major stuttering problem – so bad that it can take me up to thirty seconds just to say what most people can say in five or six.

I’ve given up on finding friends at my school; I’m too socially awkward and have difficulty picking up on social cues that most people know instinctively (i.e. somebody will make a silly or sarcastic comment and I’ll think they’re being serious, then they have to say "it’s a joke" and I end up looking like an idiot). Instead, I resorted to making friends on online MMORPGs (mainly World of Warcraft), and I felt like it helped my self-esteem. Due to a decline in grades on report cards though, my parents have restricted ALL online games from my computer.

I don’t care about trying to hack into the server and secretly reenabling online games onto my computer, but my parents basically removed my only social outlet. My best (and mostly only) friends were online, but now I can’t even tell them why I’m not playing with them. My anxiety’s starting to pile up on me again, and I’ve been having negative thoughts, especially at night right before I go to bed. Not suicidal thoughts by any sense of the world, but I break out into tears at night for no apparent reason. I think if I just had somebody to speak with online about this, even somebody to chat with about anything, my depression would lessen.

Is there any way I can find a friend (or anybody for that matter) to chat with about…well…anything? I’d see a therapist, but my parents are the only way I can make that happen, and they haven’t been very helpful. I tried to be outright with them about how I was feeling and they just gave me a "C’mon now, your life can’t be THAT bad; deal with it like the everybody else does" look and asked me not to say such "silly nonsense." I’ve even tried to give subtle hints about how I was feeling, but they’re either ignoring them outright or they just don’t care.

Any legitimate advice is greatly appreciated. Thanks for sticking with the question; I know it was long.

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My whole life I have never really been able to get along with anyone. When I was younger I had anger issues that kept kids at a distance.

After I got hold of my anger it was because I didn’t have any real interest in what most kids did, and in elementary and middle school it’s always about what it popular and normal, I was a reader and that was "weird".

If I ever did make friends I always ended up doing something stupid and drive them away.
By High school any friends I had I can long since lost contact with.

I was, and still am, an anime freak. That is what interested me the most and what I ended up talking about the most.

Happily in HS people like me were more common, I made friends, then I moved.

At my new school I had "friends" and I only had them because of the fact they were friends with my only two close friends at the school, my best friends.
During the summer one moved away and I lost contact with her, the other helped me out greatly when I needed.
During my 10th grade year I ended up moving back to the last town and house I was in, and going to the last HS I was in. I’ve had trouble but I still talk with my last BF.

I went back to my new HS for 3 days. During that time I tried to get back in contact with my old friends from there, but whenever I spoke to them it felt like I was a outcast and didn’t belong.

Happily in my new classes I felt like I could fit in, then, again, bad news came. Because of issues with something or other, even if I went to school and did the work, I wouldn’t make any credits.

So I ended up having to sign up for FLVS a online school for florida kids. Since me going to the normal school wouldn’t do anything for me I became a home schooler.

So it ended up with me being at home 24/7, little to no one to talk to, and nothing to really do since home life was nada.

Now, my whole life as been like this, event after event, I never cared much, I was me.

What set me off was this.

At my last high school, the second one I went to after I moved, the one with my Best Friend. I befriended a boy. We ended up talking online after I moved and then we ended up "dating" we mostly just talked, watched videos, joked around, and play WoW together. Yes, I play world of warcraft, it’s kinda how me and him met, talking about it at school.

Anyway, he is my first boyfriend, I never really got the whole dating thing, I always saw it as basically arguing, sex, and getting the other person to buy you stuff. That’s is all I ever saw, I was hoping that if I tried it myself I would see different.

Not so much. Now I hate myself.
Why? I’ll tell you.

He just had spring break where he lives, his mom was nice enough to let me come down for the break so we could spend time together. So I got a week off "school" and I went down there. I ended up having to leave early but I thought I was nice, I mean we just talked, watched tv and movies, few games on his Wii (no puns pls) and he played his guitar while I watched.
It wasn’t much but I didn’t expect much, I prefer to be laid back.

Well I get home and suddenly he’s not answering my texts or getting on wow or anything.

Today I find out that he transferred his wow character back to the server he was on originally.
So I keep sending him texts until he finally answers.

Here’s what he tells me.

While I was down there I guess I got on his mom’s, his sister’s and his nerves. They never said anything while I was there and I really really didn’t mean to make them upset, I was being myself, the same person I always am.

I find out he transferred because I got him in trouble with his mom for a little thing I said I was sorry to her already for, so now he can only stay up to 12am when he used to be able to stay up until 2am.

This matters because the guild he and I are in is a late night raiding guild, he was in it because I was in it and I was in it because my dad is the Guild Leader.

Anyway, he said he transferred because what was the point of him still playing on that server if he can’t even do the raid times?

So not only does he transfer, he does it without telling anyone anything at all.

So in all because I was myself I got my first boyfriend to basically hate me, got him in trouble without knowing, and he started to basically ignore me completely.

Am I the only one to notice the fact that by being myself I caused so much trouble for the first boy to ever like me?

My whole life has been a joke, I am so freaking annoying it seems I can’t make real friends and such a failure that any friends do have I can keep.

I’m really thinking about just closing myself off from the world, just find a job online, and never leave my house or apartment when I get one.

I like cats, I’m going to be the old virgin cat lady.
BTW I’m 18 have, no idea for a future, barely make it at home schooling, no talents other then writings which I never finish, and no looks. I’m god’s joke. Can’t get a job, basically unless at home, complete outcast at home most the time, and cause more problems then not for people I love without even meaning to.
I meant to say "useless" at home
Also I live in a town with no place to go at all other then a bowling alley, and I can’t even go there since my whole house hold is broke. Pay check by pay check as the term is called.
No gym, not mall, library is miles away so can’t get there without someone driving me, can anyone say gas and can’t walk it, bike tire is messed up, and again to money to get a new one. And again, broke so food is food as far as it’s concerned.

No friends and life sucks, WoW and a few other things are the only thing that keep me from complete isolation from the world.
We haven’t broken up "yet" but I’m thinking about it if he acts like this to me anytime if upset him by mistake without even knowing!

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So, I’ve known this guy for year, and I love him. Like a brother, anyway.
I can’t really imagine myself /with/ him, ya know?
We’ve both agreed that we’re like best friends, and we’re always joking around and talking. The "fights" we get into are silly. Like whether Perfect World is better that World of Warcraft or if country is better than rock.
The point here is, that we’re pretty much inseperable at this point.
But there /is/ one tiny little problem.
He lives over in California and I’m stuck in Ohio.
And we’ve only ever talked over the internet – hell, we haven’t even exchanged pictures, but we’ve totally talked about what it’d be like if we’d met.
Now, I don’t want any "goody goody" middle schoolers answering this. If having friends over the internet was soooo bad, there wouldn’t be myspace or eHarmony or any of that shit. =/
Soooo, here’s the question.
Even though we haven’t met face-to-face yet, do ya think we can still think we can really good friends? Do ya think it’s okay to meet him some day (doesnt gotta be soon)?
Highschool’s considered goody goody lane too.

And again, there’s other sites where the point /is/ meeting new people.
If he was bad, after a freakin’ year, I think I’d know, right?

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Runescape’s community is utterly revolting, and the graphics are quite the eyesore to anyone not living in a cave for the past 10 years, playing games from the 90s. However, I love the skill system. I love how it takes months and months on end to get to a high level with any given skill.

World of Warcraft is just ridiculously easy to level skills in. And with the recent patch to it, leveling your character is even easier. Anyone with money can get to the maximum skill level in every skill possible in less than a day.

Other than those two, I’ve never tried an MMOG. Any suggestions to get the best of both worlds? By the way, the community of ANY MMOG is going to be a joke, there’s no getting around that, I know.

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I really like my best friend we are really close, almost like brother and sister but not in a werid, I want to date my brother sort of way. When he calls and my mom picks up the phone, he calls her "mom, and she calls him her adopted son. He doesn’t mind me talking to his brothers and sister. We play World Of Warcraft together and he always wants me to help him quest or be on the phone while we’re playing. We always kid around and say that I’m a bitch, and I say he’s a hoe, and we joke around like that. We’re in the band together so we skip class a lot to hang out in the band room. My Italian teacher found out so I’m baned from going to his lunch period. He can’t come to mine very often because he’s not doing so well in spanish so he can’t visit. But when ever we can we always hang out. Than a couple of days ago at play pratice, I went to the cafeterita to go buy a snack and even though he didnt have any money he came with me (I gave him money Later he got slapped and he was like OMG and goes feel my face! We were fooling around and it was great.
I really don’t want to start something that could ruin my friendship with him. Right now I could tell him anything, and he tells me anything.
But if he likes me, I really really like him, for 2 years now and I would tell him I liked him if I was pretty sure he liked my back.

So please give me some advice I honestly don’t know what to do! I was going to give up but than at play practice I thought I felt something there.

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Hi.

I had a priest about a year and a half ago. I decided to leave after BC, because this became a really lame class. Holy was messed up, they became bad healers, their survavibility was a joke, etc.

But I’ve heard that they’re better now and considered to return to the game. Is the priest the best healer? Can he survive? Can he deal great damage when shadow specced? Are they fixed right now?

I’d like an experienced player to answer.

Thanks a bunch.

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well every nerd in school plays it so im guessing it sucks but my friend says it’s good so i have no idea what to do this sucks my friend is always making the best jokes at school no one thinks he’s a nerd but i don’t know what to do.

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I am completely against it. Multiple reasons, about to go to bed though. First off, I started playing Wow during WOTLK, so I don’t know the bulk of information others do, but I do know enough that this expansion will devistate the game.

First reason- Unrealistic class changes! Dwarf shaman, and Tauren Paladins? That is just rediculous. Not so much the Pally part, but I think the shammy idea is funny, in a bad way. Blood Elf Warrior is understandable I guess.

Second Reason- Resource Recession. I don’t know about other peoples’ realms, but on Twisting Nether the price for Titanium has gone down significantly. So I deciced to mine Thorium and Mithril, I don’t play anymore, but I believe those two went for 50-70g a stack. When Saronitre was only going 22-24g per stack…funny because you can sell it for 25…That’s sad. So basically with this new Flying Mount in Azeroth availability will destroy the economy….in another way….prices will drop so low, that it will be pointless to mine anymore, unless you are doing it for skill-ups. And the mithril and thorium were hard enough to find on ground mounts. On flying? I mean it will either be way too easy, or just as hard as Titanium. We will see.

Third Reason- Diminishing stats. Why? This is a very clear statement from Blizzard saying that they think the game is too HARD. Getting rid of attack power? Mana regen? Spell Power? Mine as well hop back on D2…… It’s bad enough I have to deal with anal jokes from teenagers, now I have to deal with infants with this new exspansion.

BLIZZARD IS MAKING THE GAME WAY TOO EASY

Overall, the exspansion will be the end of……Im not saying it.

Please bash me and correct me if I am wrong. I heart the attention!

P.S: Even if I am bitching about it, the odds are I will come back to the game. I shouldn’t of deleted them….damn, it sucks. I had the toon named Cataclysm…….Fack!

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Tell me your best World of Warcraft jokes. Pretty Please.
There’s a whole list of these:
Pallies use seal of protection everytime.
Druids do it on all fours.
Rogues do it from behind.
Does anyone know the others?